there is no BS princess course in any university in the world.

note: Because i found out that almon reads my blogs (hi almon!), i will be posting in english. o my gudness. after this post, my laptop will be covered in blood ^^,

i would really like to be a doctor, a forensic pathologist, actually. i get giddy thinking of myself doing what khandi alexander's character does in CSI: Miami or the other coroners in the other CSI series. one classmate said that i do "dirty work" much better. i'm not sure if that should make me happy or if that was meant as an insult.

i also get giddy thinking of myself as a consulting physician, with my name on the plaque outside my office door. "Felicitas Jean Palis, M.D." ang taray. i'd also like to be a clinical pathologist or a hematologist. or whatever. basta, i want to be a doctor :)

however, we are in a world where, sometimes, what we study for does not end up becoming what we do for a living. i'm not saying i will absolutely NOT be a doctor. i'm just saying that i'm thinking of other things to do if i'm not earning enough money from tricking people into thinking that i'm always right. harhar.

1. NOVELIST - if you haven't noticed that i love to write, then you must be dead. or from another planet. or severely stupid. or... you get the picture ü i've always dreamed of writing a best selling novel. however, i'm afraid of not being able to sell. some people may not be able to get my humor or my stories or my vocabulary. and my book might bomb. and i might end up having to build a library full of copies of a single book in my house. loser.

2. SINGER - well, i can sing. but not exceptionally well. so, yeah, when they give me songs with notes higher than the A after middle C, then it's headtone all the way. goodbye, singing career.

3. TEACHER - out of all my options, this seems to offer the most promise. it's close enough, because i MIGHT still get a room with my name outside and i get to make people believe that i'm always right. hahahahahahaha :) i think i might confuse all my students when i say "okay class, so this part of the skull is called the TYMPANIC BULLA. chos. hahahaha!" i'm not sure if anyone will believe me. hahahahahaha :) promise? i don't knowwwwww.

4. HOUSEWIFE - that is, if someone will marry me. if that doesn't happen, then i'll just be a house. hehehe.

5. RESEARCHER - err... no.

6. FASHION DESIGNER - i'm a comfort over fashion person with a few surges of fashion from time to time. hmm...

7. TALK SHOW HOST - nawww, i'll just look fat on tv. people will be singing "i'm a little teapot, short and stout. here is my handle, here is my spout..." nawwwwwww. no waaaaaaay.

8. ARTISTA - hoemji. hahahahahahaha.

9. POLITICIAN - eeeek no. i don't like politics.

10. NURSE - no, i'd be too insecure around doctors.

11. CONSULTANT - that is, if i ever get to studying more. i don't like research a lot. ewwww.

and then, it hit me. the perfect career:

12. ...you know you love me. xoxo. GOSSIP GIRL.

hahahahahaha!